About This File
[note: quick update (version 2) because I realized the base color was too gray, rather than the yellowy white I intended. Apologies to the two guys who downloaded already]
Caveat: I am about to make a few statements here that some may deem bordering on political, and some may deem offensive, and some may deem disagreeable. Also, I should warn you that this post does use some rough language, including one sh--, two f--s, one a--, and one "pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge," but since all but one only occur in this opening introduction, you're passed them now. That said, please plant your tongue firmly in your cheek, and enjoy...
Since 1928, in fact. And the reason for all of this blow-age atop suck-age atop Drew Carey-age? Well, ask the people of Cleveland (again, a url that is worth visiting).
Now, every major deity in every major deity-book comes across as fairly reasonable. Merciless when angered, yes, but not without cause. That cause:
Since putting that...that thing on their chests in 1928, the city has won a grand total of ONE championship.
That championship: 1948, when Cleveland countered all of that karma by having Hank Greenberg buy the team, and then being the first squad in the AL to sign Negro League players. At this point, the deity or deities who control such things said "oh, hey, Cleveland's amending this lakeside mistake, let's reward them." But alas, the city kept wearing a big F.U. to their original fellow Americans, and then Drew Carey was born in 1958 and the big guy upstairs was like "Oh, that's how it's gonna be..." and then the Browns and the Cavaliers and the Indians...
So yes, G-d or whatever higher power 85 percent of Clevelanders (-ites? -inmates?) are talking to when they get to Steps 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7 of 12 of Cleveland sports fandom, most assuredly hates Cleveland. And now you too can see why.
Just remember: by downloading this uniform you absolve Misopogon of any and all damage to your person and property on account of smiting.
What's New in Version 06/12/2010 04:24 AM See changelog
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