So, this week the Tigers went 2/3 against the Twins, and had a 5-game win streak. Yet we suddenly, LOST first place in the AL Central?
You know why this is happening?
Because the Royals can't beat the White Sox on the road. At all. I heard they gave up like 200 runs last night, all to Carlos Quentin.
Kittens, people. Thousands and thousands of cute cuddly kittens, dying because you choose a game that is of utmost importance to the Tigers to rest Zach Greinke's awwww shoulder so your replacement-level junkballers can can give up 15 runs to franchise dead weights like Andruw Jones and Alex Rios. KITTENS are DYING because of this!
You'll notice that Mitch Maier, while watching yet another kitten-killing White Sox homer go over the fence, is wearing an outfit that doesn't appear in 2K10: a blue alt with gray pants.
I could have simply made this and given it to you. But the real Royals have these road unis, and THEY can't seem to beat the White Sox in them. And since I know you all play MLB2K10 just to watch White Sox lose as much as possible, I didn't want to give you something that would make that possible.
So here's two more road options for KC Royals.
The first turns their grays into sky blues (and adds a much-needed white pipe on the legs), and I was happy with the result. The second turns the home royal blue alts into away alternates with gray pants. Also, the top shades to a different blue as it gets more distal(it's actually a dark version of the exact shade they use on the turquoise homes).
Step 1: Back up your files (uniform_kcr_alt_2.iff and uniform_kcr_away.iff).
Step 2: Put these in the same spot
Step 3: Start a game of the Royals at White Sox
Step 4: Start Greinke.
Step 5: BEAT THE FRIGGITY WHITE SOX!!!
Yes, I'm proud.
You know what would make be prouder, though? IF THE F***ING ROYALS OR ANYBODY WOULD BEAT THE F***ING WHITE SOX!!@!