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Year One - Rebuilding The Cardinals


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January 1st, 2006 - The St. Louis Cardinals organization regrets to inform that Walt Jocketty can no longer be the General Manager of the Cardinals organization due to a case of severe hemoroids. The search is on for his replacement in the GM Deparment and all signs are pointing to his brother's son's roomate's cousin, Dust Himself. Tony LaRussa had the following to say:

"Well it's a tradgic event for the Cardinals organization as Walt was a very colorful guy and he definitely brought some big names to this team and as well put the trust in some lesser names that came through for us. Hopefully this new guy, Dusty Rhodes or whatever the [explicit deleted] his name is can pull through..."

More news will come through as it is available...

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From the looks of it, it looks like Rolen has the hemorrhoids.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

just a thought - shouldn't it be "continuing the tradition" or something more like that as opposed to "rebuilding"...i don't think a cardinals dynasty can expect to do anything other than make a series appearance.

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