Hello I’m Bryce Harper and most of you know me as a discontented, dissatisfied and bad tempered ball player. That’s ok, so does my family but I make thirty million dollars a year so if they still want to be in my will they had better be quiet.
Since my opinion is the only one that counts, I believe that I am the greatest baseball player ever. That includes Babe Ruth. I’d kick his ass if he wasn’t dead and show him that I could hit better than him. And everybody in Philadelphia better agree with me here or else I’m not playing!
Today we are going to try something a littl