Yankee4Life Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Babe Ruth was up when I was playing a game with the Legends and the announcer said something like "this guy needs to spend more time in the batting cage" 8O Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgersfan7800 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 this guy needs to spend more time in the batting cage Is nothing sacred? :cry: Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReddShadoe Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 "Aw, Kipe, this guy LOVES to break wood!" WHO EVER says that about a player??? The most annoyoing however, is any of the various "This grounds crew is second to none...check out the checkerboard pattern!" The announcers LOVE the grounds crew's talents, but the Myrtle Beach Pelicans threw a PERFECT GAME against my Wilmington Blue ROcks, and NO MENTION of it was made. 8O I have announcers turned off now. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee4Life Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 If there ever is a next year's game, the first thing they got to do is show these two clowns the door. They are terrible. Either they are working for free for EA or they got something on them to be in this game all the time. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgersfan7800 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 The announcers LOVE the grounds crew's talents, but the Myrtle Beach Pelicans threw a PERFECT GAME against my Wilmington Blue ROcks, and NO MENTION of it was made. I have announcers turned off now. Keep your priorities straight. Perfect games are a dime a dozen. But LOOK at the checkerboard pattern!!! Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
edm Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I chuckle every time he says (I forget the first part, and I forget exactly how it goes, but he says it after a check swing called strike) "...and by the looks of it, I don't think he thought he went around either". Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spivey11 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Hey meat! Make 'um earn it...........killin' me! This guy out there's a stick, only skin and bones! Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankees1979 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 anything they say is dumb as hell. i hate them...HATE THEM! although i do like listening to the crowd. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2J420 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 When they announce in the 8th & 9th innings (and only during these times): "I know it's early, but he's looking strong out there"... Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 He didn't get enough stick on that one. There's another funny "stick" line too. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaFish Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 "BIG BOOOOY" still cracks me up! Another one that cracked me up came from the crowd once while playing against the Braves (I was the Marlins and playing at Pro Player Stadium). When Chipper Jones comes up to the plate, someone in the crowd rips out "Hey, Larry! You suck!" Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-128578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
poisonmaddux Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Seems like every time I play at RFK stadium, he mentions how they have the best grounds crew in the mlb....uh not quite Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP_Frost Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 after 1 pitch: "Even though he's thrown alot of pitches way out of the zone, he's been able to keep their bats fairly quiet" Or "He's got nothing on the ball today" while I have a shutout going into the 6 inning. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 while ra-dy joh-so-'s pitchi-g a 100 mph fast-all: woah, this guy's fast-all is slower tha- Ra-dy Joh-so-'s cha-ge up! (stupid key-oard) Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "BIG BOOOOY" still cracks me up! Another one that cracked me up came from the crowd once while playing against the Braves (I was the Marlins and playing at Pro Player Stadium). When Chipper Jones comes up to the plate, someone in the crowd rips out "Hey, Larry! You suck!" Chipper's real name is Larry Wayne Jones. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastasports1 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Seems like every time I play at RFK stadium, he mentions how they have the best grounds crew in the mlb....uh not quite He says that in EVERY stadium at the start of EVERY game. How many announcers talk about the state of the field in a non-rainy game? Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee4Life Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "This guy's just an average hitter", a comment made about Ty Cobb when he was getting in the batter's box. 8O :? :?: Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolliefingers08 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 i hate hearing the guy say rich harden "doesn't have a real live fastball" when he pops one in there at 96 mph. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceBoy Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 He says that in EVERY stadium at the start of EVERY game. How many announcers talk about the state of the field in a non-rainy game? I have yet to hear that comment where it is artificial turf, but it wouldn't suprise me if they did say that in SkyDome or Tropicana. Here are a few... "This guy is all over the place, and the hitters are going to sit there and make him throw a strike"...after my pitcher has thrown only the first pitch of the game. "The pitcher had his back against the wall, he makes great pitches, and gets the strikeout", when my pitcher threw no balls and made 3 straight pitches for strikes. "The batter couldn't catch up to that fastball", when the pitch was a slider. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "That ball was nutted!" Just love that one, from 2004, don't remember hearing it in '05 yet. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-129962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaFish Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Chipper's real name is Larry Wayne Jones. I know his real name is Larry. That's what makes the heckler so funny that the "Larry" chants are incorporated into the game. I chant "Laaaaa-rr-yyyyyyyy!" when the Braves are in town too. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/10714-funniest-line/page/2/#findComment-130251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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