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It's none of my business, but why use these photoshopped images? What's the hurry? Wait until the spring when the photos are taken and posted on MLB.com. Those pictures will look a lot better.

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Try running it in administrator mode.

Updated to 11-4 ...Baseball's been done for a week now and since then I have been re-discovering the other channels on DirectTV besides YES and the MLB Network. It was another season that flew by faster than I had time to appreciate at times and now that everything's wrapped up I miss it more than ever. Congratulations to the Giants who deserved their series victory. They played like I remembered the Yankees of years ago playing before they turned into a team of quitters and strikeout kings. ...If Prince Fielder wants to know how to deal with not doing anything at all in the Series (.071 batting average) all he has to do is call up Alex Rodriguez, who has become a master of letting his team down in October. ...A little over a year after Steve Jobs died the yacht he spent years designing was finally completed by shipbuilders over in Holland. The yacht is built entirely out of aluminum and is shaped like an iPhone and the bridge has seven 27-inch iMacs to help handle the ships navigation and controls. Because the ship is made out of aluminum it is lighter than the average yacht which gives it an edge when it comes to speed. Although if this yacht is anything like the real iPhone it will be useless once it gets wet. To show their appreciation for the hard work done on the yacht by the shipbuilding staff, Jobs' family gave them an elegant thank you note and an iPod shuffle, which is the cheapest thing Apple makes as far as mp3 devices. Makes you wish you could have been there working twelve hour days to build this just to get your hands on one of those. ...When Jobs had something built for himself he didn't have it done by kids in China. He made sure he went somewhere else so he could be sure it was done right the first time. ...For some reason only they understand, Major League Baseball is blaming Hurricane Sandy for posting photos of the Houston Astros players in their new uniforms on the team's website. Bud Selig and the people that work for him can't even admit to a mistake. They always have to find something around them to blame. This time it happened to be a hurricane. ...One thing I did not understand about Hurricane Sandy is that it made sense that people were ordered as far away from the shore lines as they possibly could but TV reporters were still allowed to be right there doing their news pieces in an area where something could have gone very wrong in a split second. ...The Walt Disney company is now the owner of the Star Wars franchise as they bought Lucasfilm from George Lucas for 4.05 billion dollars. They plan on releasing a new Star Wars movie every two to three years beginning in 2015. There's been a lot of grumbling about this from some Star Wars fans because they didn't want Lucas to sell but they will be the same people who will be first in line when Disney comes out with their first movie. ...It would be funny if they had Jabba the Hut return in the next movie. They can get Honey Boo Boo to play his daughter and her mother to play Jabba's wife. No makeup would be required. ...Walking around town last week on Halloween I noticed that this is the only day women can walk around in public dressed like hookers without having people stop twice to look at them. ...I have a hard time believing that a little four-year-old girl who lives in a house without a TV set is tired of the political advertising between "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney. More likely the kid missed her afternoon nap and she picked this for some reason to complain about. I am tired of the election too. The politicking has gone on too long. But I am more tired of people using their children to get their fifteen minutes of fame. ...A California lottery winner has finally come forward to claim her 23 million dollar prize with the ticket that she bought back in May. She was in danger of forfeiting the entire winnings back to the state by the end of this month because she did not redeem the ticket. California in turn would use the money towards their school system. All this time her ticket has been in her car right where she left it after buying it five months ago. Talk about luck! Five months without cleaning the crap off the floor of her car. Who said laziness doesn't pay off? ...While there's a winner here there's also a loser and the loser here is the California school system because now they have twenty-three million dollars less on they can waste on educating illegals. ...Initial reviews of the iPod mini have come in and -surprise- people have loved it. Despite the fact that it is being sold for $329, which is $130 more than the asking price of the Nexus 7 and the Kindle Fire HD. Both of these tablets are sold for $199 but reviewers are still falling over themselves praising Apple for another job well done while ignoring the fact that the Nexus and Kindle are just as good and much cheaper. I don't know what it is about this company but if anyone other then Apple released this product people would be trashing it. ...Don't forget for those of you who have to turn your clocks back one hour it gets done tonight.

Worth a try?? It works! People have been using this trick since 2005.

If you get bored playing nine innings then maybe baseball isn't the game for you.

Simply amazing. Just watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBJmZL8G1E

Updated to 10-28 ...So good to be back home. Since Friday afternoon I have been down at my mother-in-law's house paying a visit because it was her birthday yesterday. I'd love to come here just once and tell you something exciting that I saw down there or interesting but I can't. I've just about given on that. The closest thing I can tell you is something my wife saw. Around 2 am early Saturday morning she was letting the dogs out to do their business when she heard a noise across the street. Some guy was raking his leaves and bagging them up. I can vouch for this happening around 2 am because for some reason she had wake me up to tell me what happened. I did not see this myself because I did not want to get out of bed. But I still believed her. And so should you. That's it. That's my exciting story. And it wasn't really even mine. ...I finally figured out the good thing about having to go down there every so often. It makes me want to be the best person I can possibly be because going down there and spending my time there makes me realize what hell is going to look like for me and I have no plans on going there when I'm all done. ...Two female members of the Russian punk band Pu ssy Riot were sent to prisons far from Moscow to server the remaining time of their two year sentence because of their protest against President Vladimir Putin. "Far from Moscow" translates into Siberia. The only question remains is who is going to be happier to see them when they get there, the guards or the inmates? ...A nine-year-old Pennsylvania girl was shot by one of her relatives last week outside a Halloween party when the man mistook the costume she was wearing for a skunk. The little girl went outside still wearing her costume (she was dressed in black with a black hat) and the relative spotted what he thought was a skunk and fired his shotgun, hitting the girl in the neck, back and arm. What I don't get is how you can mistake a kid with a skunk and why you would bring a shotgun to a Halloween party knowing that kids are going to be there. The child was immediately flown to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. The relative had his shotgun taken away and was told he would not get it back until he made an appointment with an optometrist. ...Ozzie Guillen's Marlins career is over. Next stop, the Cuban Baseball League. There's a guy down there who will get him a managerial position with the snap of a finger. ...The first thing I thought of when Hunter Pence hit that broken bat double against the Cardinals in game seven was that it evened the score against them for that infield fly rule call. ...We all know how bad the Yankees hit in the playoffs but once you read this little tidbit you'll agree that it was even worse. The total amount of hits that Curtis Granderson, Nick Swisher, Robinson Cano and Alex Rodriguez got combined against the Orioles and Tigers was fourteen. In the National League Championship Series, Marco Scutaro got fourteen hits all by himself. ...In three at-bats in game one of this year's World Series Pablo Sandoval did more than Alex Rodriguez and company ever did in the post season. ...The Boston Red Sox were finally able to get what they wanted out of the Blue Jays as they took their manager John Farrell (who was still under contract for them until the end of next season) and named him manager of their team next year. Toronto willingly participated in this transaction and made sure the Red Sox got exactly what they wanted. In return for giving up Farrell Boston gave the Jays shortstop Mike Aviles and no one else. In addition, Toronto sent right handed pitcher David Carpenter to Boston as part of the deal. So, the Blue Jays give up their manager and one of their players for Aviles. With deals like this now you know why they haven't been anywhere near the playoffs in twenty years. ...You got to hand it to rich people like LeAnn Rimes. Her career has tanked over the past few years as she's created more tabloid hits than song hits. She has denied having an eating disorder, slept around and cheated on her first husband while screwing around with her current husband when they were both married at the time while facing the fact that she hasn't done anything worthwhile since she burst on the country music scene at fourteen singing Blue. So what does she do at the age of thirty? She checks herself into a month-long treatment program for "anxiety and stress" and then as soon as she's released immediately runs to Katie Couric for a on-camera interview. Look at me, everything's fine! Nothing that happened to me was my fault! Maybe she should be given a break. She jilted her own husband, stole someone else's husband and has millions of dollars in the bank. This is a hard life you would wish on no one. ...I really wanted to start off this week's random thoughts with this but I kept on thinking of funny things to say about it that I kept on putting it off. Ok here goes. There was a family in Brazil who was holding a funeral for their 41 year old son who was employed as a car washer. The family's confusion began when they heard on the news that a car washer had been shot dead and the police called and said it was their relative that was shot. The man's own brother went to the morgue and identified the body as his late brother. (Later, when the brother was asked how he could have made this kind of mistake he said that the two men closely resembled each other and both worked as car washers, confirming the fact that all Brazilian car washers look alike.) You can imagine what happened next. The brother goes back to the family and says yeah, it's him, I saw him. Next, the body was delivered to the mother's home where a wake was held a few hours before the burial. While this was going on, a friend of the family sees the guy -who keep in mind is supposed to be dead- walking down the street minding his own business. He's told that his whole family is gathered together paying their last respects to him and tells him where they are. When he finally showed up there to let his mother know this was all a terrible mistake and that he is just fine, some people fainted as soon as they saw that he was standing upright and moving around. Other people after seeing him again got so scared that they started screaming and ran away. Some probably are still running. They might not have recognized him when he was dead,but they sure as hell recognized him alive! ...Can you just imagine what was said and what went on once they all calmed down and realized that he was alive and right there with them? Hey, I thought you were dead? I was, but I got better. Wait a minute now... if you're here who's the stiff in the coffin? It would have been really funny if the guy walked in the room and said "So, who died?" What kind of spread do you have laid out for after the funeral? I'm starved! So, anything new with you? Go help up Uncle Alberto. He passed out in the flower bed after saw you come in. Where's your brother? He couldn't even do one simple thing like identify you at the morgue. No one go anywhere - we can still have a funeral!! Does this mean we have to give back the TV we took from your house? ...NBA Commissioner David Stern will be retiring in 2014 after thirty years on the job. Can anyone imagine if Bud Selig held his post for that long and how much damage he'd end up causing? That guy wouldn't be happy until he found a way to make us pay to watch the post season. ...For those of you who are going to be taking your kids out this Wednesday evening for Halloween I hope you have a nice time and that the weather co-operates for you. At my house we won't be passing out candy this year because the last four years or so no one has gone house-to-house in my neighborhood. We've had candy but no one to pass them out to. I did my best to help get rid of the bags and my wife brought some to work but this year she didn't buy any. Every time she's one step ahead of me. ...Got a new water heater this week. All I had to do was wave goodbye to $1,100. ...This is the last full week of election news and coverage. If that doesn't put a smile on your face nothing will.

He showed up here a few months back daflyboys. Dylan was really sick. Must be still recovering. I hope nothing but the best for him.

No. But there is a schedule generator by Dylan Bradbury in the download section. Search for it in the Mvp 05 area. That's the best you can do here. That I am not sure. I don't see why not since you have not started the next season yet but there are people here who know the dynasty mode a lot better than I do so they would be more inclined to answer this. My guess would be yes.

It's nice to see people still playing High Heat.

Hahahahahahahahahahha As far as stupid first posts go yours is right up there! Congratulations! I can't wait for your second post.

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It's not here. Ty wiggins did not upload his files to this website when Mlbmods shut down.

Updated to 10-21 ...A twenty year old woman from Afghanistan had her head chopped off for refusing to prostitute herself and one of the killers was her own mother-in-law. The other killer was the cousin of the mother-in-law. Police say both women admit doing it. When the woman's husband went off to work his mother and cousin came by to force her into the world of prostitution, presumably so she can meet new people and earn a few bucks but she said no and they beheaded her. This is the prime example of marrying into the wrong family. ...When you're at the very bottom, it takes effort to go even lower. The Muslim world always makes the effort. I hope those two women go to jail for life although in Afghanistan they'll probably only stay behind bars a few days and then be let go. ...Republican VP hopeful Paul Ryan visited a soup kitchen in Ohio last weekend where he spent fifteen minutes wearing a white apron and washing some dishes for a campaign photo opportunity to thank everyone who works there for all that they do. As usual with politicians on the surface they make it appear that they are doing something nice but when you take a closer look you see the truth. This upset the president of the charity that runs the soup kitchen because he said that Ryan did not have permission to do this and when they arrived, they got one of the charity workers to open the doors to let them in meaning that they tried to con Ohio voters with a fake volunteer event. One witness to this said that Ryan was washing dishes that were already clean. Well, maybe he just wanted to make sure. Probably it's a good thing he stopped by because once the election is over next month he has a job to fall back on. ...Maybe Ryan should be cut some slack here. This was probably the first time he has come this close to poor people. ...I feel bad for President Obama. His campaign for re-election suffered a huge setback this week when Honey Boo Boo went on Jimmy Kimmel Live and told him that she hoped he'd win. ...A Cuban newspaper last week published a letter from Fidel Castro where the former leader of Cuba took the time to squelch rumors about his health. I just hope for his case Ozzie Guillen doesn't comment on this because the Marlins have enough problems as it is. ...If someone you know already has an iPad, an iPhone, an iPod and an iPod Nano and they are looking to get iPad mini, make sure you give him an iSlap. ...It was bad enough for Reds fans to watch their team blow a 2 - 0 lead in games in the NLDS but now they find out that Dusty Baker agreed to a two-year contract extension with the team. ...The St. Louis Cardinals denied offering to pay for the additional years on Baker's contract because the belief of him leading the Reds again next year they'll be the favorites to win the division. ...What concerns me the most about Derek Jeter's injury is not the amount of time it is going to take for him to heal but how he is going to be once he gets back on the field. His range at shortstop isn't that good in the first place and this injury could -and probably will- make it even worse.Right now this is nothing but speculation, but if he does lose another step how long will the Yankees turn a blind eye to it? ...Alex Rodriguez? This guy's another story. I've been defending this guy since he became a Yankee. Always trying to come up with some kind of reason why he -with the exception of 2009- failed over and over again in the playoffs. But since '09 he has reverted back to form and it seems that every time he comes up to the plate he strikes out looking or swinging. But by watching the Yankees pinch hit for him this year tells me they've probably had enough of him. Many people have felt that way about him for years. If the Yankees trade him this off season you are not going to hear a lot of complaining about it. Something needs to be done and it starts with Rodriguez. He should be the first one to go but not the only one. The Yankees have done nothing since the All-Star break and were lucky to make the playoffs. It's not all his fault but all the Octobers that ARod has not shown up for has finally become too much. ...It made me laugh when I heard some people say ARod was "distracted" when he gave that ball to the hot looking girl behind the Yankee dugout. How could anyone tell he was distracted? He was having his typically horse**** post season for the Yankees so nothing was different. This guy must have a screw loose if he thought he could get away with doing something like that during a game without the Yankees or the writers finding out about it. This is what I think is going to get him out of the Bronx even more than his post season failures. ...Nick Swisher's another one. He's a free agent who reportedly wants a "Jayson Werth type" contract. If that is what he really wants he should grow a beard and sign with someone else because it won't be with the Yankees. ...I'd love to be a fly on the wall to hear what Brian Cashman really thinks of this current group of Yankees. He said the right things when being interviewed after game four was over but just once I want to hear what he has to say with his guard down about Rodriguez and Swisher and their yearly failures at the plate once the post season starts. ...As soon as Jayson Nix hit that popup that landed in Prince Fielder's glove that finished the fourth game of the ALCS and the 2012 season for the New York Yankees I let out a sigh of relief because I was honestly glad the post season was over for the Yankees. They embarrassed themselves enough and it was best for them to get out of there and let the Tigers enjoy their moment. The Yanks got a lot of people to blame for what happened and if people just think Alex Rodriguez is to blame then they're nuts. Swisher, Granderson and Cano were just as bad if not worse. ...The best part of the 2012 Yankee season for me was not having to look at Jorge Posada. ...I liked the way TBS broadcasted their games and the announcing crew that they used. Then again if I don't have to listen to Joe Buck, Tim McCarver or Michael Kay doing a game I'm happy. The only thing I wish TBS would do is have more of a variety of commercials. If I have to watch those Galaxy S3 commercials one more time I am going to kick something. Have you ever had Deja-deja-deja-deja vu? ...Every time Joe Girardi was interviewed during the game by the TBS broadcasters I immediately thought of another Yankee manager and what he might do if he was put in that position. Can you imagine what Billy Martin would have said if he had to be interviewed live while managing this team? Every other word would have to be bleeped out. ...With all the money that the owner of the Tigers has you would think he could buy himself a better looking toupee. ...Jets quarterback Tim Tebow has patented "Tebowing," the bow-down gesture that he does on the field after everything he does out there. I've been seeing NFL players get on one knee for years thanking God, Mom and country for everything and because this guy started kneeling down like he was some Roman warrior there's a big deal about it. Tebow shouldn't stop there. He should also patent the words "benching" and "second string" because those two words are associated with him as much as Tebowing is. ...A special wedding took place in London on Friday but this one had nothing to do with the Royals. A Swedish couple came to England this weekend to marry at a Star Trek convention that is going on all weekend there. The couple dressed up as Klingons and the ceremony was performed in the "official" Klingon language. After this, the word "loser" has just been redefined. And Star Trek fans wonder why they get laughed at so much. ...On the very same day Jessica Biel wed Justin Timberlake in Italy surrounded by family and friends. No gimmicks involved in this wedding. I'm sure the only thing Timberlake had on his mind was to get the reception over with. ...Next week's random thoughts will be delayed for a bit on the 28th because I will be out of town at the in-laws and will be returning Sunday afternoon at the earliest.

That guy knows his stuff doesn't he laroquece? :)

No. This is a very old thread that was started back in 2005. The person that began this thread and did the research on it is no longer a visitor of this website. The files you need are probably still here but you need to search for them.

I believe with MvpEdit, but it does take some work.

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These questions are obviously best answered by tywiggins himself but I am sorry to say he has not been on this website for a long time.

That's a picture of a female Yankee fan after watching the first two games of the ALCS.

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Updated to 10-14 ...One thing about Philadelphia is that you never have to worry about making up something when you are making a joke at their expense because they are always too willing to provide you with something. Take last Sunday for example. Police had to come to a hotel in Philadelphia's Society Hill district to break up a violent brawl between two different wedding parties. Three men were arrested and one man, an uncle of the bride, suffered a heart attack and later died at the hospital. The fight began as a confrontation between relatives and friends attending the wedding held at the hotel earlier that evening. And when people attending a second wedding that was held somewhere else began to show up and started hanging out at the hotel bar, that is when the fight began and became out of control. Police later said that alcohol was the main reason for the fight. No kidding. It just shows that wedding cake and Jack Daniels don't mix. The next time they have a wedding in that hotel the management will be hiring bouncers and watering down the drinks. ...I would love to read the thank you notes that the newlyweds get. Thanks for the black eye I got at your reception. Sincerely, Cousin Jim. ...Ok, ok. I can't resist one Philadelphia joke. I can't help it, it's funny. There was a contest that I heard that one time the first prize was a week's vacation in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks vacation in Philadelphia. ...One of Apple's selling points for the new iPhone 5 is that it's the lightest smartphone ever. So it just stands to reason that some of the people who have purchased this new phone have been complaining that it's the lightest smartphone ever. Finally Apple is honest about something and they still have to hear criticism. ...Indians fans better get used to staying at the ballpark longer next season after learning that Terry Francona was named the new manager of the Cleveland Indians because with this guy running things down there the games are going to take longer to complete. ...Even when the Red Sox are looking for a manager they can't help themselves by being annoying. Their top choice is John Farrell and it doesn't matter to them that the guy is already employed as the manager of the Toronto Blue Jays. Their needs, of course, overshadow everyone else's. ...A 32 year old Florida man who was participating in a contest to win an $850 python from a reptile store along with twenty to thirty other contestants died after consuming dozens of roaches and worms, which was the requirement each person had to do in order to win the snake. If the idea of eating roaches and worms makes your skin crawl, you are not alone. The really shocking thing here is that they found twenty to thirty people willing to eat insects for a chance to win a snake. ...This has got to be the worst last meal I have ever heard of. ...It seems like every week something that the TSA does gives them bad press and to be honest, they deserve it. Their latest victim was a young leukemia patient who was taking a trip to Hawaii that she called an "end of life trip" for her. She prepared well for the trip,even going as far as contacting the airline to find out what their procedures would be for traveling with prescription medicines and to request a wheelchair for her. She did everything in her power to ensure that this trip for her would be comfortable but she couldn't do anything about the TSA who seem to operate on their own rules that change on a moments notice. These "officials" lifted bandages from recent surgeries, lifted her shirt to check feeding tubes and broke open an IV bag of saline solution which ended up contaminating the bag. When she asked to go to a private area to be searched the TSA goons denied it. If any of this sounds familiar to you then you're right. If you are a sick person or if you're old you are a perfect target for the TSA. Just a few weeks back some lady brought a loaded pistol on a flight and that got past these people. But a woman who is too sick to go anywhere without wheelchair assistance that has tubes sticking out of her gets frisked and felt up. The only way this is going to stop is when some big shot Senator's relatives get the same kind of treatment. Then watch what happens. There's nothing worse than brainless little nobodies who are feeling powerful due to their jobs. ...The Taliban, that fun-loving close knit group of Islamic terrorists, made headlines again by taking credit for the shooting of a fourteen year old girl who for the past three years has been speaking out for the right of all girls in her blog to become educated because under Taliban rule any schooling for girls after the fourth grade was forbidden. By maintaining this blog she was shot in the neck and in the head when she was coming home from school last week and it the Taliban immediately and with pride told the world that they did it. Doctors have said that the young girl only has a 70 percent chance of survival from this attack and if by chance she happens to survive the Taliban has promised that they will try it again. Allah must be so proud of these guys that they are going after a fourteen year old kid with the intent of ending her life all because of her opinions. ...Microsoft opened its Windows 8 operating system for pre-orders last Friday to prepare for the launch of the new Operating System on October 26th.I will be getting Windows 8 but not right away. I'm going to wait until Windows 10 is released just to give them enough time to get the bugs worked out in this one. ...Three years after being released from federal prison Michael Vick is a dog owner again. This makes as much sense as allowing Casey Anthony to adopt a child. ...The key for the Yankees to beat the Tigers in the ALCS is to try and contain Cabrera and Fielder and to make sure their relievers don't go around kissing baseballs and acting like someone gave them a hotfoot out on the mound. ...I know as I write this the American League Championship Series is only one game old but after learning that Derek Jeter will be out for as Joe Girardi put it "a three month recovery period" you can count on something right away. If the Yankees end up losing to Detroit in this series some of the Yankee fans are going to blame Jeter's injury on why they lost while ignoring the fact that Rodriguez, Swisher and Granderson are locked in a close battle to see who can strike out the most and contribute the least.

A lot of people have this utility but we can't upload it because it is tywiggins' and apparently when mods were moved here from MLBmods his were not included, so we can't.