BigRog Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: im so pissed off. i put my ipod on my computer table to sync with my labtop and my dog comes by. she then nudges at the cord puling my ipod crashing to the ground. now the thing wont even turn on and when it does it makes a weird noise and the shuts off. i think something is busted inside it. Im so Pissed off. :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigers94 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 That's why I don't have an ipod A joke to make you feel better(maybe) What do you call a bunch of guys sitting around watching the Stanley Cup Finals? The Blackhawks What's the hardest part about being an Avalanche fan? Telling your parents you're gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 That's why I don't have an ipod A joke to make you feel better(maybe) What do you call a bunch of guys sitting around watching the Stanley Cup Finals? The Blackhawks What's the hardest part about being an Avalanche fan? Telling your parents you're gay. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..... hold on I need to catch my breath. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, classic jokes; more please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRog Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 That's why I don't have an ipod A joke to make you feel better(maybe) What do you call a bunch of guys sitting around watching the Stanley Cup Finals? The Blackhawks What's the hardest part about being an Avalanche fan? Telling your parents you're gay. hope still :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngdot Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 How about this one? Julio Franco is so old, he saw the Oakland A's get a hit with runners in scoring position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Idea - don't let your dog wander around hanging cables? Don't let your dog near your laptop? Don't let your dog near expensive items that they can mess up easily? Learn how to spell laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigers94 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 A young boy was sent to the Department of Children and Family Services after receiving some reports of suspected child abuse. The social worker asked " Would you like to live with your mother?" "No way!" said the boy, "She beats me!" The social worker asked, "How about your father?" "He beats me worse!" cried the boy. "Who do you want to live with?" asked the social worker. The boy thought it over and said, "The Chicago Blackhawks. They don't beat anybody." It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?" The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigers94 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 A first grade teacher was a die-hard Colorado Avalanche fan. She told the class to raise their hands if they were true Avalanche fans like her. The children, not knowing what an Avalanche fan was, raised their hands. They too wanted to be just like the teacher, all except one little girl. She did not raise her hand. The teacher approached her and asked, "Why aren't you an Avalanche fan? They are the best team and I love them." The little girl responded, "I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan." The teacher asked, "Why are you a Wings fan?" The little girl said, "Well, my parents are Wings fans." The teacher, getting upset at this point, stated, "Just because your parents are Wings fans doesn't make you one. What if your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?" The little girl thought for a moment and said, "Well, that would make me an Avalanche fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngdot Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 NHL much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigers94 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I just heard these and they were all hockey related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc006 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 okay, here's a joke that's... doesn't have to do with anything, really. a man goes on a safari in the jungle. One day, he meets an elder native tribesman. he befriends him, and he stays in the native village. But he can never go to sleep - he always hears loud drums echoing through the jungle. ba-doom, ba-doom, ba-doom, ba-doom. Every night he hears the drums, and every night he gets little sleep. Finally, he goes to his elder tribesman friend. he asks, "Why are these drums always playing? I can never go to sleep, when are these drums going to stop?!" The tribesman answers, "Drums will not stop. Must finish drum solo." Oooookeydokey, i'm going to watch the cards mets game now, GOODbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Man that sucks about your ipod. The next time your having a bad day, imagine this: You're a siamese Twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one @ss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I think for the first time in my life I'll be needing therapy to get this out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tebjr Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Man that sucks about your ipod. The next time your having a bad day, imagine this: You're a siamese Twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one @ss! :lmao: :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRog Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 ~~~update~~~ my ipod works but it doesnt sync with the comp. my dad is gonna buy a new one :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 What's the deal with airplane peanuts? You can't even get the bag open, what are they trying to hide in there? Pa Dum Pesh. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 ~~~update~~~ my ipod works but it doesnt sync with the comp. my dad is gonna buy a new one :-) Oh, to live in a world where money is no object. Nice parenting, Dad! Way to teach your kid not to leave expensive items lying around to be trashed by the family pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinghernandez Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I didn't want to do it but I have to... What did the indian say when his dog jumped off the cliff? doggone. Sorry, I really am. Hey MarkB's sig is pretty sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I would go the to store and see if I returned it, before buying a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJEagles Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 ~~~update~~~ my ipod works but it doesnt sync with the comp. my dad is gonna buy a new one :-) Pathetic...how old are you???? Time for a part-time job my friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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