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I was watching CNN, and a commerical popped up for a Cingular Phone. It was a shot- by - shot redo of "A Christmas Story". The commercial is funny, and got me thinking what my favorite holiday movie was.

I would say it is "AChristmas Carol", the 1950s version with Alistar Simms. The black and white, not the colour version. A close second would be, "It's a Wonderful Life", followed by "A Christmas Story". They are all classics in my book.

Favorite Christmas cartoon of all-time has to be "Charlie Brown's Christmas."

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I watch 2 movies, every year, as if it were apart of my duty on this fine earth

A Christmas Story:

"I can't put my arms down!"

"Hey don't leave me come back" "The bell rang!"

"Duh-don't bother me. I'm thinking."

"I like wizard of oz. I like Santa"

"Youre jussss jealous!"

"You'll shoot cher eye out, you'll shoot cher eye out!"

"Fruh jee lee! Must be from Italy!"

"Hah!???!? I shot my eye out!"

Movie number 2 is Christmas Vacation:

Re: jelly bean of the month club...

"Ahh. That's the gift that keeps on giving."


"If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (edited out), hopeless, heartless, (edited out), bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (edited out) he is. Hallelujah. Holy (edited out). Where's the Tylenol?"

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Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ******* Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house."

Art: "You're Goofy."

Clark: "Don't **** me off Art."

Ellen: "Clark? It's over."

Clark: "Not according to Santa's watch it isn't."

Clark Sr.: "Clark now, come on son."

Clark: "Stay out of this Dad."

Ellen: "Clark, I think it's best if everyone just goes home, before things get worse."

Clark: "Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell!"

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As do I. I'm sure TBS will show another 24 hours of it this year.

Oh dear God, Don't remind me! I can't stand TBS when they pull these shitty "and now an instant replay of the 2 hour movie you just watched" moves. Christmas is even worse with 24 hours of the worst movie ever. I don't see what their logic is.

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